Mine, Your Honor, is nothing personal. I have no grudge against Citizen Emmanuel Macron. If I were a bank manager or a car salesman, I might be a little scared, but that’s all. The problem is that this gentleman has been President of France for seven years, a country in which I have lived for many years and which I appreciate. Your Honor, do you remember the adjective “disastrous,” which dates back a long way to the Franco era? Well, that. Macron is a horrible guy. And a crook, a champion of political fraud, incomparably superior to Pedro Sánchez in the art of promising one thing and doing the opposite. To put it in the manner of the famous Javier Krahe: “The white man speaks with a serpent’s tongue.”
Listen to my arguments, your honor.
