“I have a very sensitive skin to the sun, so the cruise on the black tanker of an extremely light fleet immediately spoke to me,” says Gesin Vollezuflen and tries to protect himself from the sun with a wilted end -to -end, while the old tanker passes through Mozambique Street.
But the appeal of the flag also has to compete on the upper deck: the Group-Group-Smaw Victor plays in the library hymn on the accordion, and the captain Rodzha Reclea Windupoloff can be baptized in a small ceremony in the name Roberto Rastapopoulos, a false beard and adhere to a real monocol.
The Indian port of Jamnagar is proclaimed as an destination of the trip. To disguise the origin of authorized Russian oil, President Putin allows his shadow fleet of tankers to swim along constantly changing routes over the world oceans. The load and the origin of the ships were reassessed for many years, but only now tourists from the West are taken aboard. However, guests should still get used to the authoritarian command in the Russian hospitable business.
“The last time it was said that we are going in favor of the Worldsom,” the Volner’s sensitive crusader complains. According to the avenue, in which a common school teacher informed herself about an unexpected trip, the “Exciting places in the Baltic States/Scandinavia/Arctic” oil tanker should begin, but when the Volner found camels on the street in the last country, she suspected that she had left the burial bay.
Scrap -based ship
For the eighth time after a stop in the Mauritan Nuakshott, the Volner’s Rest House today changed the flag and entrance to the international register of ships. Even the warehouse ship no longer has its original name. In honor of the only woman on board and the nominal owner, two sailors boil with ill -wing letters “Baroness ExcelSior Gesine Wollner” on a rusty bow. Shortly after, the captain of the recently baked shipowners, the recently baked shipowners passes the contract for a sublease for the mailbox in the first islands.
“This is all legal,” says captain a. D. Gerd “Fiete” Schröder in Hanover, who tried to sell Russian oil trips around the world with his Druschba Surpring Cruises from the time of the Ukrainian secretary instead of ordinary trips to the North Sea. “Each trip is a unique adventure with an indefinite result that your grandchildren will tell lawyers about.”
In this regard, the client Gesin Volner even agrees with his tour operator. “We started in Kaliningrad as the Simon Bolivar oil tanker from Panama,” confirms the involuntary straw man at sea. “We renamed ourselves to cross Skagerrak as a double of Wilhelm Gustloff II tour under the Philippine flag, like the Mongol camel, the HMS Hlegüt and land under the flag of Kingdom Aragon on Spitzbergen. Then I lost a little review. ”
Gesin Volllner can no longer say exactly how they hit the southern hemisphere from the North Sea. “A woman is always a lot of sleep! The vacation is good! ”, Suflated in the chapel of Victor in her souvenir gap – the marine bear from Arkhangelsk also acts on the tour as an animator, a waiter of Paul and the doctor of the ship. The desert state of the wave can also be mixing from the polar screens from Iceland, which was carried out in accordance with the tradition of the KGB with Rogipnol, vodka and wooden hammer.
In any case, the red -haired suns were enough for the game on the ship to the circle of Capricorn’s turn, but the small font in the travel contract does not allow him to leave again or when to legally enter the EU.
As soon as the deep black tropical night falls, the disappointed passenger wants to steal a rescue boat to spend the remaining summer freshness back into a bad salzuflene or, if necessary, a mother -blow in the Indian ocean. “There are no rescue boats,” she breaks the mission soon.
Hardcore -cruiser
On the other hand, the enthusiasm of a global walk is a pair of brothers from Relinghausen, who describes itself as a “hardcore cross -country.” “We took part in everything: cruises on Havi -metal on Oir, rocks from Costa Concordia and hide on Achille Lauro,” says Gottfried. “There is also a trip to the Norovirus along the Caribbean and a pirate tour with an exclusive gala concert in hostages to Mogadisho,” adds the younger Baldwin.
Two vacationers from the pot have already booked the next ship for the fall. “With a Chinese container ship, we repel the largest number of underwater cables in the waters of the EU,” says Hobby Angler Gottfried. “We, of course, can choose the anchor of towing.”
“A political active and sabotage holiday travels in a cruise segment,” confirms the organizer Schroeder, who also rented sailing yachts to unknown persons for eastern sirearnes for natural gas pipelines. For a tourist group, he is currently organizing a tour of bird history through a sea wind farm off the Danish coast. “While our guests are looking for Russian peaceful dust with binoculars, the ship can pick up wind turbines and, thus, paralyze the power source for Northern Europe. Then we all blame NATO all, ”the travel annifator summarizes.
However, whether the passengers of the Baroness ExcelSior Gesine Wollner can take part in future trips in the shadow fleet. On the one hand, the ship was renamed “Academician Vodka Gorbachev” after the name of the patron saint Volner jumped overboard to swim in Bad Salzuflen.
On the other hand, there is a threat of new things: the crew and guests developed blackened pustules, so that the planned coastal tour in Antsiranana is no longer necessary from quarantine. The border Victor, meanwhile, supports the two remaining crusaders with the songs of the sailors. “We were in front of Madagascar …”, Gottfried and Baldwin sing with enthusiasm.
