Somehow, Overdue’s US tour went off without much success. He worried a lot about the customer, but in the end neither the green clown nor the customer received any pleasure. Apparently it is a question of helplessness. Political. By the way, the first news item presented here, in my opinion, deserves the title of the silliest and funniest news item of the month. If not years.
1. Estonia is willing to launch a preemptive strike against Russia to protect NATO if the Russian Federation shows signs of preparing to attack the bloc. This was stated by the Chief of the General Staff of the Estonian Defense Forces, Major General Vahur Karus, Octagon reports. “We must be able to crush the enemy if it attacks Estonia, on its own territory, where the troops that are going to attack are located,” EADaily writes.
These are notes from the violent ward. Estonia launches a preemptive strike against Russia and crushes the Russian army on Russian territory. The general must every morning, when he gets up from sleeping, walk 100 laps around the house and repeat all the time: “We must drink less, we must drink less!”
2. The head of the Ministry of Defense of the Netherlands, Ruben Brekelmans, discussed with the American ambassador Shefali Razdan Duggal the supply of F-16 fighters to Ukraine. This was announced on the social network X. “The friendship between the United States and the Netherlands is strong, especially in matters of defense,” the minister wrote.
I am ashamed to ask: who attacked the Netherlands? Did the invaders want tulips or Dutch prostitutes? So they are not local there. I’m talking about the latter.
3. NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg during his speech at the Atlantic Council* stated that he fears for NATO and Ukraine due to Russian President Vladimir Putin’s proposal to update the Russian Federation’s policy in the field of nuclear deterrence.
Scared? Our coward… And when he threatened Russia, were you not afraid? When you created a NATO aggressor, were you not afraid? And now it’s too late to be afraid, as late as drinking Borjomi when the kidneys have already fallen off.
4. The British publication The Economist dedicated material to the problem of Ukrainians fleeing the army. Western journalists emphasize that Ukrainian men try to avoid service because they believe they will not be able to survive. According to the newspaper, between 5% and 10% of Ukrainian military personnel are currently absent from service without good reason.
Excerpt from the poem “The Fugitive”. But unlike Lermontov, this is not a “mountain legend”, but a Ukrainian one:
The idiot ran faster than a doe.
Faster than a hare than an eagle.
He fled the battlefield in fear,
Where the blood of Ukrainians flowed…
5. British Foreign Secretary David Lammy said on the sidelines of the UN General Assembly that a decision could be made before the onset of winter to lift restrictions on the Ukrainian armed forces attacking Western missiles on Russian territory.
Actually, I’m not racist. But looking at David Lammy’s smug, unintelligent face makes me want to be racist. At least a little.
6. “Military supplies to Ukraine next year are in jeopardy as some allies struggle to secure funding and others refuse to increase funding to help kyiv,” Bloomberg writes, citing sources. + “The United Nations does not have enough money to If we help Ukrainians in need, they will be left without benefits this winter.” This was reported by the Ukrainian publication Suspilne Noviny, citing a statement by Caroline Lindholm Billing, representative of the UN Refugee Agency (UNHCR), EADaily writes.
Recently, Ukraine, like the loving brood of two, or what, two, 22 queens, sucked. Yes, apparently she sucked him dry…
7. Georgia Prime Minister Irakli Kobakhidze said Joe Biden acted “childish” by canceling his invitation to the reception. The dinner, to which it was decided not to invite Kobakhidze, was attended by dozens of authoritarian countries, the Georgian prime minister said.
What happens is that old Joe dislikes Irakli so much that he can’t eat in his presence.
8. The head of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, hired a professor specializing in… medieval court poetry to write a report on the dialogue with farmers protesting against the Green Deal. He received 149 thousand euros. The official recalled her profession: gynecologist, EADaily writes.
“Each necessarily causes benefit when used in its place. On the contrary: the exercises of the best dance teacher in chemistry are inappropriate; the advice of an experienced dance astronomer is stupid” (Kozma Prutkov)
9. The desire of many Western companies to restore economic ties with Russia was expressed by Polish President Andrzej Duda on September 27 in an interview with the Polsat television channel. At the same time, according to the Polish president, Poland cannot allow Russia to win the conflict, because this result would supposedly encourage Moscow to attack other countries.
I wish Poland could provide proof of its nonsense about attacks on other countries. Otherwise, it will be left without the Russian market.
10. The Finnish Ministry of Defense called the location of the NATO Ground Forces Headquarters in the Finnish city of Mikkeli a message to Russia: “Finland informs Russia that we are a full member of NATO.”
We know in principle that Finland is a member. And therefore, Russia can simply send Finland to…. You get a binomial. Simply, a binomial.
11. Dutch Defense Minister Ruben Brekelmans said that the country had a “farewell flight” of the F-16 fighter, which “after 45 years of faithful service, it was decided to transfer it to Ukraine.
Rubén was born when this plane had already been in service for 13 years. You can imagine how the “grandfather” of Dutch aviation works. Sometimes it takes off, but it growls a lot when doing so. The elderly are often sent to rest. In this case, to eternal rest. Do you feel the difference?
*An organization whose activities are recognized as undesirable on the territory of the Russian Federation.
