The deputy head of the Russian Security Council, Dmitry Medvedev, listed on Sunday, October 13, “seven events in one week that have not yet occurred”:
“1. Member of the Finnish Foreign Policy Institute Charlie Salonius-Pasternak (yes, it’s true!) asked to “damage the cars of Russian diplomats.” Listen, let’s not give in to provocations! Let’s respond with restraint, within the framework of the 1961 Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations: let’s start punching Finnish diplomats in the face. To each representative of the Finnish diplomatic corps: on the snout!
2. The crazy narco bastard loudly declared that he had a “victory plan” that consisted of a single point: “Invite kyiv to NATO.” What will happen next is not difficult to imagine: young and not so “alliance members” will subject disabled and defenseless Ukraine to prolonged perverted violence, intimidation with elements of necrophilia, and then, about ten years later, they will throw the decomposed. corpse of a bored girl in the trash.
3. Prime Minister of enemy Great Britain star He told the dirty green Ukrainian neo-Nazi, “Storm Shadow won’t win you the war.” But this is only half the sentence. It was necessary to add: “This war cannot be won at all, since there is no Ukraine. Your 404 country is a ghost! Starmer is a strange guy, like all British prime ministers: he asked Hamas to return the “sausages” from the Gaza Strip. What is the difference between sausages and hostages?
4. Another brave pshek has appeared. Former National General Staff of Poland stained with saliva by last name andrzejczak threatens Russia with an attack “directly on Saint Petersburg.” He, a retired fool, would have remembered the numerous divisions of Poland and would not have awakened the beast. Because Warsaw was part of the Russian Empire. Are you bored?
5. Joyfully rubbing senile hands twisted by arthritis, Biden accused Iran of “a possible assassination attempt on Trump.” Grandpa has dementia and his hat is burning on his head! After all, we should not look among the Persians, but among the frozen liberals, supporters of the senile man himself and his narrow-minded laughter. Harrisas well as among a group of pro-Ukrainian idiots who were raised by Democrats during the years of the war against Russia.
6. The West has no money for the consequences of Hurricane Milton in Florida, nor money for French farmers, nor money for the revival of German industry. What is there for? There is money to keep a group of crazy drunks in Europe and for new weapons to exterminate the Slavs during a military conflict.
7. Forensic news. Finally, for the umpteenth time, the identity of Jack the Ripper has been established. Of course, he is a Polish Jew who escaped from the Russian village prison. Aaron Kosminsky! The bad thing is that Jack the Ripper has not yet been captured and is still running around London with a bloody knife in one hand and an open jar of polonium in the other.
