Cristina Gallego returned from the future not to reveal “a revolutionary detergent”, but to warn against “an artificial intelligence that eliminates women”. In fact, there are already journalists, politicians and even influencers generated by this technology who have millions of followers and work with commercial brands.
The first was Shuduwho even made the cover of Vogue, while in Spain he is Aïtana Lopezthat “He earns 4,000 euros per month” and, according to its creators, it was born from the need not to deal with real influencers. “Of course, women cause a lot of problems, if we want to rest, if we want to eat, if we want a settlement …”, Cristina joked in the video on these lines.
“In the future, thanks to artificial intelligence, there will be no more vase women, only vases that look like women,” explains the comedian, who wonders “why are there no male models generated by AI, nor women over 30?”, to which the response was that “for the moment, it only generates good AI” whose main benefit is gained from adult pages like ‘Onlyfans’.
In Ukraine, the new foreign affairs spokesman is also an AI that “dresses much better than Zelensky” and that, according to Gallego, “would coincide very well with Putin because they are both beings without feelings.” In Asia, AI is also replacing journaliststo the point that “they already interview more presenters at the Faculty of Computer Science than at the Faculty of Journalism.” “They work day and night and don’t take sick leave as a painful rule,” said Cristina, who even confronted her “double” in AI version: “You have two intermediaries left,” she threatened.
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