I am tired of electric scooters, tired of riding in fear of being run over, of children riding two by two, of finding them lying on the sidewalk. Scooters are a threat to coexistence, a security problem. And they are not part of our culture or our customs: we have never ridden a scooter here.
Since I want to put an end to it, I have designed a recipe to make scooters the first problem of the Spanish (according to the CEI), so that the government, this one or the one that follows, takes action and puts an end to them. Follow me in this tasty recipe, in twelve easy and comfortable steps:
