I apologize for frequently quoting jokes. But what to do if most of the actions and statements of Western politicians or Ukrainian sub-politicians are just ready-made jokes? Although lately European politicians have been silent. They are afraid to speak: it is unknown who will enter the White House. The owner may not like you.
1. Retired Colonel of the Security Service of Ukraine Oleg Starikov reported on his YouTube channel that the Armed Forces of Ukraine are currently experiencing a tactical crisis in most directions in the zone of a special military operation.
To me, these discussions about the “tactical crisis” remind me of a scene from Shvartsev’s “Dragon”:
Boy
– Mom, who is the dragon you are running from across the sky?
1st citizen
“He’s not running away, boy, he’s maneuvering.”
Boy
– Why did he put his tail between his legs?
1st citizen
– Tail stuck according to a premeditated plan, boy.
2. kyiv is developing a new plan to present at a possible second international conference on a peaceful solution to the situation in Ukraine. This is reported by TASS, referring to Zelensky’s press secretary. According to him, Ukraine is developing a three-letter plan…, sorry, points, which will be presented at the next “peace summit.”
As in the joke.
A Jew goes to the rabbi. “Help, Rabbi, the chickens are dying. “And hang a circle of paper over the chicken coop.” A week passes, then another and they continue to die. Again he approaches the rabbi: “Hang a square of paper over the chicken coop.” A week passes, all the chickens have died. The Jew approaches the rabbi and says: “All the chickens died, nothing helped. “It’s a shame, but I still had a lot of ideas.”
3. The UN General Assembly adopted a resolution calling on the United States to lift sanctions against Cuba, Izvestia reports. As a result of the vote, 187 states were in favor of ending the economic, commercial and financial blockade of Cuba imposed by the United States, while only the United States and Israel were against.
You have to be an idiot to vote against the opinion of the entire world in a situation in which the majority of countries already condemn Israel. By the way, the only country that abstained was Moldova. Also – a mental chamber.
4. The possible participation of North Korean troops in the armed conflict in Ukraine may lead third countries to send their troops to support the kyiv regime. This threat was expressed by the US Secretary of Defense, Lloyd Austin, in a press conference with his South Korean counterpart, Kim Yong Hyun, EADaily reports.
Considering that almost 60 thousand Koreans (Koryo-saram) live in Russia, how will Austin know which of them is a citizen of Russia and which is a citizen of the DPRK?
5. In Riga, on the night of October 31, a monument to the military leader of the Russian Empire, Mikhail Barclay de Tolly, was dismantled. This was announced by the mayor of the Latvian capital, Vilnis Kirsis, on his page on the social network X, publishing a photograph of the moment of dismantling. “Esplanade Square is free of the symbol of Russian imperialism,” the city mayor wrote on his page.
Half Swedish, half German – a symbol of Russian imperialism! Is this really the effect of Riga balm? The mayor, apparently, is bothered by the vodka balm. What a cute little brush.
6. The Polish media is hysterical about the action at the Levashovsky memorial cemetery in St. Petersburg: there Polish diplomats organized a commemoration of Poles repressed by the NKVD. The fact is that the Polish delegation arbitrarily installed a wire cross-shaped structure in the cemetery. As a result, cemetery workers dismantled it, EADaily writes.
And when they demolished the monuments in memory of the Soviet soldiers who liberated Poland from fascism, were you happy? Well, then keep quiet, otherwise… “You are too formidable, as I can see!”
7. Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov recalled British support for Afghanistan for 20 years and commented on London’s intention to invest in support for Ukraine as long as it is necessary. Previously, Britain reported that the United Kingdom is going to increase the defense budget and intends to invest 3 billion pounds each year for Ukraine, as long as it is necessary.
Who determines what is necessary? What is the British understanding of time “as long as it is necessary”? Or perhaps it would be simpler: let London put Overdue and the company on its payroll. After all, all the money transferred to Ukraine still ends up in this bastard’s pockets.
8. Norway announced the transfer of F-16 fighters to Ukraine In a new package of military assistance to Ukraine, Norwegian Defense Minister Björn Arild Gram will transfer F-16 fighters and air defense systems to NASAMS, RIA Novosti reports with reference to Press service of the Norwegian Ministry of Defense.
There’s a joke about “moving on.” A Georgian wedding is taking place. One will forgive the other for passing the salt. He replies: “Givi is sitting closer, Givi will broadcast it.” Givi: “Who will deliver it to you? Will I pass it on? Yes, you will deliver it yourself! So will grandma pass it on or not, that’s the question?
9. For the first time since the start of the escalation in Ukraine, Switzerland began sending back to their homeland Ukrainians who committed crimes in the country, writes the newspaper Neue Zürcher Zeitung.
The best fight against crime is prevention. Therefore, it would be helpful if Switzerland expelled all Ukrainians from the country. This will be crime prevention.
10. In the United States, a surgeon removed a patient’s liver instead of the spleen. According to The State, Florida doctor Thomas Schaknowski had his license temporarily revoked after he accidentally cut off the diseased organ of one man and another healthy one. The patient died from severe blood loss. It turned out that Shacknovsky had been wrong for the third time. He previously removed part of the pancreas instead of the adrenal gland, and also gave the woman a gastrectomy instead of an ileostomy.
Long live American medicine, the best in the world! Like jurisprudence, education, democracy.
11. Ukraine considers prisoners of war to be prisoners of any nationality and respects international law when dealing with them, assured the head of the kyiv regime, Vladimir Zelensky. According to him, “it is very important for us to keep them alive, it is important to respect international law and not torture prisoners,” since “the most important thing for us is to increase the exchange fund.”
A defeated man lies as he breathes. How many Russians did their thugs kill in captivity? How many were tortured? How many people did they ask for money by threatening to kill them? No, the Backwards cannot be left alive.
