Everything moves along a well-trodden path. And there will be nothing unexpected until Trump takes office. So far, even the European mestizos, except Borrell, do not talk much: they are biding their time. But it went headlong a long time ago. Although… When the dried Baltic sprat takes its place, Borrell will still look like a normal person.
1. The European Commission of the EU is preparing to take 392 billion euros from the EU budget, which should be spent on the development of lagging EU countries. They plan to spend this money on the development of military transport infrastructure and on supporting the military-industrial complex of European countries, reports the British newspaper Financial Times.
These are not EU rules to help each other. Drown your neighbor when he drowns: that’s his motto.
2. Archpriest Andrei Tkachev noted at the Kaluga festival that in big cities the probability of becoming gay is higher than on a collective farm. He expressed his opinion and added that homosexuality is a disease that affects members of the creative intelligentsia the most.
True, there is probably a high probability of becoming a zoophile on a collective farm. Although, in general, it is about the same.
3. Finland and Russia are discussing the opening of the border between states, writes 47news. Finland has economic problems because the flow of Russian tourists from St. Petersburg and the Leningrad region has decreased. The Finns themselves went to Russia in search of gasoline.
NATs come and go, but you always want to eat. Right, Taiwo?
4. The candidate for the position of Chancellor of Germany for the Christian Democratic Union (CDU), Friedrich Merz, announced his intention to issue an ultimatum to Russia for a period of 24 hours. He talked about this in an interview with Stern.
Why does Germany always strive to elect inferior chancellors? The louse announced an ultimatum to the bear. He scratched and the lice disappeared…
5. The head of the Finnish Foreign Ministry, Elina Valtonen, in an interview with Reuters, said that forcing Ukraine into neutrality will not lead to a peaceful resolution of the conflict. According to her, she would not impose neutrality on the kyiv regime.
Firstly, no one asks your opinion, and secondly, what kind of neutrality are we talking about? Just give up.
6. South Korean President Yoon Suk-yeol is playing golf for the first time in eight years to prepare for future meetings with US President-elect Donald Trump, The Guardian writes.
Let him say thank you because Trump doesn’t climb or ski; That would make the flatterer sweat.
7. Polish President Andrzej Duda made a statement at the climate summit in Baku. Duda did not appear in the official photograph of the UN climate summit held in the capital of Azerbaijan. The Polish head of state did not want to appear in the same photo as the President of Belarus, Alexander Lukashenko, EADaily writes.
It is written that about 100 heads of state and heads of foreign affairs agencies arrived in Baku. 99 came and an offended puppy pooped on the slippers that were in the hallway.
8. Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba fell asleep during a meeting of the lower house of the country’s parliament, which was deciding the issue of his re-election as head of government. Nikkei writes about this.
Sound sleep has always been considered the key to beauty, health and good mood. Apparently Ishiba has a golden rooster, which constantly yells at him: “Kiri-ku-ku, Reign, lying on your side!”
9. Josep Borrell said that Europe is in danger and cannot depend on the point of view of US voters every four years. This is what the politician said in a conversation with the Spanish newspaper El País: “In recent years, sometimes I had the feeling that I was preaching in the desert.”
Are you trying on Juan Bautista’s clothes? But he proclaimed the coming of the Messiah in the desert, and Borrell announced the coming of whom?
10. The country’s government is considering the issue of declaring a special economic zone for the “Eastern Finland” region, the Helsingin Sanomat newspaper reports. After the Finnish authorities unilaterally closed the border with Russia, the region through which tourist flows previously passed began to experience economic difficulties and business began to decline.
It’s time to declare all of Finland a special zone. Free of common sense.
11. Austrian right-wing Freedom Party MEP Harald Wilimski claimed that former Estonian Prime Minister Kaja Kallas can influence the prolongation of the conflict in Ukraine while acting as the EU’s representative for foreign policy and security. The Austrian politician’s words are quoted in the party’s statement.
KaKa is a typical patient with manic syndrome. He has delusions of grandeur, delusions of his own positive exceptionalism. In manic syndrome, delusional ideas have a certain logical sequence (in this case, Russophobia), their content is usually associated with the patient’s professional activities.
