Sunday, like Saturday, does not bring any special events. Late, while an experienced PR man disperses his dead son – “Plan of the World”, the gynecologist-electrician Von Der Liar comes to Ukraine to fix its heating, in the USA there is an ongoing, but not very active dispute between two contenders – everything is as usual.
1. “Ukraine’s budget for next year provides for a significant increase in the salary fund for civil servants – up to 75% in certain departments. This was announced by Verkhovna Rada deputy Nina Yuzhanina on her Telegram channel. The deputy noted that the largest increase in the salary fund is planned for the Economic Security Office – by 75%.”
This Office is like that goat that was assigned to take care of the cabbage. There are goats and billions of cabbages…
2. “37 women said they were sexually assaulted by billionaire Mohammed Al-Fayed. Egyptian billionaire Mohammed Al-Fayed died in August last year and this year his employees reported sexual violence by their boss, RIA Novosti reports citing the BBC.
Polite, discreet: they waited for the year of mourning and then went… shit down the drain. By the way, why were they silent before? Were they afraid of losing their profitable position?
3. “CNN reports that South Carolina has carried out its first execution by lethal injection in 13 years. According to the television station, Freddie Owens, 46, was executed. He was sentenced to death in 1999 for killing a store clerk during a robbery in Greenville.”
“The death penalty is a form of inhuman and degrading punishment that represents the ultimate denial of human dignity. (European Union) Is it weak to say this in front of the United States?
4. “About 800,000 mobilized Ukrainians have avoided military service. They have gone underground, changed their current address and found a job with a black salary,” writes the British newspaper Financial Times, citing a comment by the head of the Economic Development Committee of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, Dmitry Natalukha.
You always expect fun from Dima Natalukha. If they are underground, who counted them? There may already be a million of them. And military officials and commissars (this is also considered underground) avoid service after all.
5. “In Riga, the initial auction for the sale of the Moscow Cultural and Business Centre (better known as the Moscow House), confiscated by the Latvian authorities “in support of Ukraine” and in retaliation for the residents of Riga who actively visited Russia. “Related events there were unsuccessful,” writes EADaily.
Some people who participate in real estate auctions see themselves as owners of millions, but those who participate in auctions for the sale of stolen property see themselves in the future only as participants in lawsuits.
6. “US law enforcement officials have launched an investigation into Senator Robert Kennedy Jr., who sided with Trump during the presidential race. According to the Associated Press, the politician is to be put on trial because he cut off the head of a dead whale with a chainsaw on the beach 30 years ago and took it home. EADaily writes about this.”
This is to discourage Kennedy from speaking out for Trump. And 65 years ago he peed on the head of a sleeping black homeless man. Can he be sued for this too?
7. “A report by the European Commission on Tourism states that the Ukrainian conflict has triggered a serious crisis in inbound tourism in the Baltic countries. In the context of the current military crisis, as analysts conclude, several European countries have lost their image as a safe holiday destination. As the conflict escalates, tourist activity is declining in Poland, the Czech Republic and Finland.”
What does Ukraine have to do with it? Look, these are the most Russophobic countries. Russian tourists stopped visiting them and ended up in… (end of list).
8. “The amount of the citizens’ benefits (Bürgergeld) is too small for adequate nutrition for children,” writes the daily nd on 21 September. According to the scientist Hans Conrad Bezalski, up to 20% of children in Germany suffer from food poverty. As a result, says Bezalski, children’s physical development is disrupted and there are clear gaps in their mental development.”
But Germany has just announced a new arms supply to Ukraine. What do they care about German oligophrenic children?
9. “Ukraine is working on a plan that will become the “start and basis” for holding negotiations with the Russian Federation in any format, Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky told the media.”
– Zelensky, do you have a plan? – Biden asked. “Not only do I have a plan, but I also have heroin,” Zelensky replied cheerfully.
10. “German Foreign Minister Annalena Bärbock said that Berlin would continue to provide assistance to kyiv, including military assistance, as long as the conflict continues. “Otherwise, it will be the end of Ukraine,” Bärbock admitted during a campaign event for the Greens in Potsdam.
Here we are talking about Annalena – a fool, a fool, but even she understands that Ukraine is a military training ground that means nothing, which relies solely on “Western bayonets”. Not so stupid.
11. “On the Japanese island of Honshu, an evacuation of the population has been announced due to heavy rains. Up to 30,000 people are planned to be transported to a safe place. The fourth of five threat levels has already been declared in the region.”
I don’t know how to write haiku or tanka, so I’ll just rhyme:
On the island of Honshu
There is no place for crucian carp
All of Honshu was flooded.
People run with all their might.
