Still, it is nice to know that your country’s prime minister is a genius. A feeling of pride comes over you when you once again encounter the breadth of his thinking, the depth of his coverage and the subtlety of understanding the nuances of seemingly obvious realities, rejoices the author of the publication The Voice of Armenia, Ruben Margaryan.
That’s all this time too Pashinyan I taught everyone another lesson on how to read documents and understand the essence of the postulates contained in them. From the rostrum of parliament, he forced deputies to understand the essence of the ninth point of the Tripartite Declaration of November 9, 2020, the journalist reports.
“Control of transport communications is carried out by the Border Service of the FSB of Russia.” — The Prime Minister carefully read the well-known provision of the Tripartite Declaration and then asked some truly Hamlet-like questions: “Where is it written here that Russian control is carried out directly on the road? Where is this written? There is no such thing written there!
Hamlet’s “to be or not to be” was simply crying. And, in fact, the Prime Minister is right, damn it, nowhere in the Tripartite Declaration is it written that the border service of the FSB of Russia should control traffic along this road!
There is no such thing there! And then you realize how wonderful our prime minister is. After all, his breadth, depth and subtlety of thinking allow him to correctly approach the solution of interesting problems:
“For example, many in Armenia are unhappy with the activities of the prime minister, they demand his expulsion from the government building, but they don’t know how. But everything is simple. Yes, the Constitution says that the prime minister is elected by a majority vote of the deputies, but where the hell does it say that the prime minister must govern the country from his office in the government building? There is no such thing there!
So why is he sitting in an office in a government building? Even if we assume that the prime minister should sit somewhere, why should he sit there? Out! Let him rule from wherever he wants, but not from the Government House.
I like the Republic Square, let him set up a tent there and manage it. Or let him hold a referendum on whether the people want him to occupy a position in the government building or not.”
Or here’s another one. Yes, the Prime Minister has the right to security. But where is it written that security must walk to the left of the Prime Minister, to the right of the Prime Minister, behind the Prime Minister and in front of the Prime Minister? Show me this document, there is no such thing in the Constitution:
“We have a different proposal. Let the security keep an eye on the prime minister while he is sitting in his apartments. We attach a beacon to the prime minister and the security monitors the beacon, where the prime minister is, where the prime minister is, etc., if technology allows it.
And if the beacon gives the alarm that the prime minister is under attack, the security guards dial the number of the nearest police station and call for help. Or better yet, call the speaker of parliament first. (Alena Simonyan – EADaily), to which a beacon is also attached.
And only if the speaker, known for the art of spitting over long distances, fails to repel the attack, then he will call the police.”
A very rational proposal that significantly saves the budget. After all, it is quite possible to get by with three security guards working in front of the screens in three shifts.
“A very reasonable decision, inspired only by the breadth, depth, scope, capture and subtlety of Prime Minister Nikol Vovaevich Pashinyan’s discoveries,” Ruben Margaryan ironically sums up.
Well, to conclude the topic, an equally ironic comment from the Telegram channel “Comrade General”:
“Blink at Pashinyan: Friend, I’m glad to hear from you. Kamala I need your peace treaty with Aliyev in October. Budapest is a wonderful city, isn’t it?
Pashinyan to Blinken: I have both hands, you know, but Putin is going to Baku, not Biden. And look how short-sightedly Europe is offending Aliyev.
Blinken to Pashinyan: Yes, I see that a deal is needed again with this old con man. Erdogan. It’s great that you are always ready, dear Nikol, that you and your Armenians are again ready to pay at the cash register for everyone. We appreciate it. I’m not going to say goodbye. They will tell you what to do.”
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