The circus returned to the city to begin the new political journey. On the central court, the exceptional performance of clown (clown) with a thousand costumes, Pedro Sánchez, capable of changing his outfit in the blink of an eye in front of the amazed public, just as he changes his mind with the repatriation of illegal immigrants, the approval of amnesty or the establishment of the Catalan quota.
A troop of contortionists led by Felix Flexible Bolanoswill accompany the clown in his number to explain his jacket changes. In their impossible variations of posture, these contortionists will lose all their dignity to demonstrate their blind obedience to the boss. The last number of the Minister of Justice is particularly interesting, where he will demonstrate his ability to walk on his head and think with his feet in his attacks on judges to defend the boss’s wife.
On the trail of independence, the magician of masks, Salvador Illawho inserts his body into that of an independentist, like an alien who has now arrived on our planet and who has nothing to do with the catastrophic management of the pandemic. In the body of the independentist, Illa continues to speak slowly to try to convince the astonished respectable that he is the same one who firmly opposed the amnesty and the Catalan quota.
The only one, the original María Jesús Montero, capable of emerging from a situation unscathed, will participate in the act of the magician Illa. Drawer sawn by negotiation with ERC on the “Catalan concert” after having opposed it only a month before. This great Marxist star, from the Marx of “these are my principles…”, is even capable of denying that it is an economic concert and that it will change regional financing.
On the trail of illusionism, the master Tezanosthe world-renowned magician, the only one capable of increasing the PSOE’s votes in his polls while they are falling in all other demographic studies. On this occasion, he will try to double the bet in the face of a predictable debacle of the leader while lighting a cigar with taxpayers’ money in the face of criticism, as usual.
On the track of hell, not suitable for the faint-hearted, the most difficult numbers are performed by those seeking a place in the sun, such as the The government delegate in Madrid, Francisco Martín, known for his appetite when it comes to swallowing sabers, even if in some functions the tip came out of his belly to the nausea of the respectable, as when he says that Bildu “has done more for Spain than all the patriotic armbands.”
In this new season, the track of hell will have a special number, that of the knife throwers of the Federal Congress, in front of which the most critical barons of the Catalan quota will parade. Among the throwers, the famous diver whose diving suit has black tinted windows or the monkey Amedio on a morning hungover from Abruzzo wine, who will guarantee the excitement in the throwing of these political daggers against the insurgents.
We end the programming of the Pedro Sánchez Circus with the escapee track, with the performance of the most renowned international artists of this modality as guests. One is the fugitive Puigdemont, with his prodigious mental control over the colors of the traffic lights to make them turn red and thus arrest the agents who are chasing him.
The other star guest is the Houdini of suitcases: Delcy Rodríguez, the new oil minister of the dictator Maduro, capable of making a pile of suitcases with presumably criminal contents disappear under the nose of a minister Sánchez.
On this occasion, the leader of the criminal tyranny will not be accompanied by the fire-eater José Luis Ábalos, who is currently defining his strategy to expel all the incendiary balls he has eaten in recent years. This time, the spiritualist José Manuel Albares will do so, capable of challenging dictators who died half a century ago to a duel, but unable to define Maduro as a tyrant because he says he is not a political scientist.
This is the poster for the new season of Pedro Sánchez’s five-ring circus. It is guaranteed that if the spectators are not satisfied with the show, their money will not be returned, quite the opposite: they will have to pay double, to continue paying Sánchez and his partners for the party.
