We can’t let go Halloween without analyzing famous people anymore scary, from Ábalos to Aída Nizar, via Zapatero or Álvaro García Ortiz, Attorney General of the State; I imagine them all surrounded by bats or throwing snakes into a cauldron, or flying with outstretched arms and empty eyes on a full moon night. Of course, and direct the scary ranking we have our Errejón.
The first time I heard him speak on television, I thought he was a child prodigy. But how old is this zangolotino? Isn’t it too small for defend Chavez to this extent?I cried. At that time we all imagined little Errejón caressing an abandoned kitten, milking a happy Asturian cow…
Rocío Monastery he told me that once Errejon He was the most attractive man in Congress. I was surprised, I haven’t met him in person, but I could never help but interpret his face and glasses as eternal child, of pubescent at the age of drinking cocao to sleep and staining your mouth with chocolate. Zero attractiveness. I never liked children or adults, nor the infantomorphs. My friend P. doesn’t see it either: “Errejón locks my room and I burst out laughing. Come on kid, walk away.
And what can he do now? Many suggest porn. I’m not a fan, but I’m told that behind the stars of movie theater there are always biographies absolutely crazy. Rocco Siffredi, I know this one, says that he discovered his vocation during the funeral of his brother, as a child, where he slept with an Italian woman over 70 years old, in the middle of the cemetery, while he is, the typical Mom, He comforted the little boy.
Let’s continue. The girls of our politics are not left out on this list: even if the best have already left (Macarena and Rocío) or they left (Hunter And Belarra) all with that long, shiny brown hair… As if they lived dancing and singing wildly around the fire, covered only in light saturnine nightgowns, leaning their brooms on a hanged man’s tree. Adorable characters!
Taking his place, like every year, our brand new clean-shaven president, suit, beautiful, Pedro included, Pedro the inventor of politically correct; Personally, I prefer his crude and doubtful side than when he takes on the face (and voice) of a nun who has just received communion, with a soft voice and an air of condolence. Pedro the president of the Kindness Club… Whatever you want, but it produces terror because everything is a lie and absolutely everything revolves around him. Begona, as supporting actress Psychothriller, Also.
The new Minister for Equality, I don’t remember her name, she always wears very long feather earrings, very funny and appropriate for a film set in the municipal cemetery of Chilpancingo, in the state of Guerrero, Mexico.
Up close, in this distressing parade of the Dead, the beautiful Leonor and Sofiathey ride so much, they ride so much, always dressed and styled by the worst enemy of the right of inheritance but above all of aesthetics, harmony, fashion and adaptation.
This year, the disturbingly perfect feminist bursts onto the list with force Cristina you will fail, who, due to the erotic-political agitation, publishes a book with the testimonies that women send him about their better or worse relationships with aggressive men or perceived by them in this way. Don’t people who are so conveniently extreme scare you. ?
Even though we hardly talk about Jorge Javier Vazquez, He’s one of the most sinister faces on television because he can’t hide it, he compensates, he enjoys, he revels in misery and misery. Something worse he suffers, it seems, but this does not lessen his arrogance even by two millimeters.
Isabelle Preysler, continues to terrify young and old with this self-discipline, this cordiality! Fumarnchú very elegant, there is no doubt about it!
And Almeida or “Be very careful with marriages”. Marriage is as fashionable as buffet free to gastronomy; The two explosions, unseemly and terrifying, expose our worst faults and miseries. The definition of elegant She is nice… Someone who invests a lot (effort, time, money) to be elegant without succeeding. And fake is never elegant. Not even the pretentious ones.
The truth is that I only understand – if there is no humor – that look at simple, modest, like an architect (not counting Joaquín Torres, another one!). Excesses and CAMP hookups (which can drive me crazy), purely out of irony. Exclusively.
Let’s stop dressing up as characters cartoons or the most outdated dream of a Tim Burton throwing up meth every time someone decides to ritualize their romantic relationship. No?
The images of the mayor’s wedding make him a honorary member of this list (and several of its guests). An outdated and useless system which, because of its lack of usefulness and meaning, is ugly, verbose, old-fashioned (everything that is old-fashioned is old-fashioned, for the same reason that nothing authentic can be old-fashioned). Headdresses, hats, lace, sequins, satins, tulles, brocades and even perfumes, had to be banned or at least regulated (and look, I’m liberal) by the health authorities, imposing fees and controls as in the case of tobacco and other drugs.
