The brand new advice of We really vampired the entity (RTVE) announced the new programming of Horrible TVafter the recent appointments hastily approved by the government and its partners despite the desolation caused by the disaster in the Spanish Levant.
We preview what we can see from this Thursday and the rest of the week on your devices, hoping, dear reader, that the little breath of humor which tries to liven up this relationship will somewhat alleviate the dark and grotesque reality that surrounds us.
Thursday 7
- 09:00. adjustment letter accounts against the opposition.
- 10:00 a.m. Cleans, fixes and scaresa thrilling thriller in which a pillar government spokesperson happily dismembers the Spanish language on a daily basis.
- 12:00 p.m. Thursday barbecuecontest on a desert island with the burned former spokespersons of the opposition in the Madrid Assembly.
- 2:00 p.m. That’s how she ironed, that’s how I saw hera reality TV show with feminist leaders who are experts at sweeping accusations of sexual assault from one of their party colleagues under the rug, hosted by Yolanda Díaz.
- 3:00 p.m. Telepedaloriginal edition, with all the current lies.
- 4:00 p.m. Bolaños, why do I love you!a documentary series on all the legal reforms defended by the Minister of Justice after declaring them unconstitutional.
- 6:00 p.m. Temptations and bugsanti-bullfighting program presented by Ernest Urtasun.
- 8:00 p.m. We are not all Treasure, you believed itexclusive, interview with David Sánchez Pérez-Castejón, the musician never seen before in his well-paid job at the Provincial Delegation of Badajoz.
- 9:00 p.m. Telepedalsecond edition, with the lies of the first improved.
- 10:00 p.m. Ayuso objective, awaiting update after state attorney general indictment by Supreme Court.
- 00:00. Farewell and closing.
Friday 8
- 09:00. adjustment letter counts against Felipe, Guerra, Leguina and Redondo (a diamond).
- 10:00 a.m. Do you have Francos in your language?a competition where socialist candidates must try to evoke in any intervention the past of the Merovingian dynasty which ruled the current territory of France after the fall of the empire of Flavius Theodoric.
- 12:00 p.m. Leaving the middle classa realistic series about the progressive impoverishment of Spaniards due to Sánchez’s penchant for money that is not his, since he has increased taxes more than 60 times since taking office.
- 2:00 p.m. Know and knowa contest in which the sparrin Santos Cerdán risks the Constitution and the state budget in a single round with Carles Puigdemont, the latter with both hands tied behind his back and blindfolded.
- 3:00 p.m. Telepedaloriginal edition, as usual.
- 4:00 p.m. The professorsoap opera, in a world of difficult exams, none of which she has passed, a woman without any professional merit tries to climb to the top of the University pushed by her business friends, who in turn have managed to transform themselves in people. socially competitive thanks to her and the public money managed by her husband.
- 6:00 p.m. Who wants to become a millionaire?a competition in which the former doorman of a retirement home magically opens the doors of socialist ministries and autonomous governments to satisfy the greed of the participants. This first show will feature a mysterious special guest who works in a place where there are always two lions at the entrance.
- 8:00 p.m. Mariló and the kidnapping of “uropa”a suspense series that attempts to follow the trail of “European” funds arriving in Spain and managed by the government. Not suitable for people with heart conditions.
- 9:00 p.m. Telepedalsecond edition, garlic and water.
- 10:00 p.m. Ayuso objectivewhile waiting for an update after the legal blow to Sánchez for the dismissal of his complaint against Judge Peinado.
- 00:00. Farewell and closing.
Saturday 9
- 09:00. Settlement letter against García Page and Lambán (two diamonds).
- 10:00 a.m. Nightmare in Moncloain which the presenter enters the kitchen of the council of ministers and tries to save something, anything, from Spain.
- 12:00 p.m. Otegui, man of peace (sic)scary biopic, with chapter Bildu has done more for Spain than all the patriots on the bracelet», presented by Francisco Martín, government delegate in Madrid.
- 1:00 p.m. EMERGENCIESthe famous emergency series recreates how the inauguration of Salvador Illa as head of the Catalan regional government is saved to the extremebut in exchange for a kidney and part of the other from the rest of the Spaniards. Not suitable for sensitive people.
- 3:00 p.m. Telepedaloriginal edition, in case you didn’t get enough yesterday.
- 4:00 p.m. The man and the stonea documentary on Iberian nature, where the Spaniard meets Pedro himself twice.
- 6:00 p.m. They died with the pollsa western as classic as Horizons Tezanowhere the ingestion of demoscopic alkaloids convinces General Custer’s troops that they have won the Battle of Little Big Horn.
- 8:00 p.m. The right extraan exciting competition where participants in the conspiracy to sell masks to ministries and socialist regional governments will try to get the biggest share in exchange for useless or defective batches.
- 9:00 p.m. Telepedalsecond edition, if you would like two cups.
- 10:00 p.m.Ayuso objective, awaiting update while awaiting the result of the registration of the Civil Guard with the State Attorney General’s Office.
- 00:00. Farewell and closing.
Sunday 10
- 09:00. adjustment letter against… (still undetermined, depending on who dared to cough on Pedro this week).
- 10:00 a.m. Great is Peter at Sinai…a very suitable program for the family on a Sunday morning, with readings of different biblical episodes in which the viewer, and Sánchez himself, is led to believe that Peter is God.
- 11:00 a.m. The town of Petera succession of tender images of the leader with anonymous citizens who are not serving preventive detention and have never met anywhere to do business with his wife.
1:00 p.m. The Falcon Can’t WaitTV movie, a man who goes to heaven with a Falcon changes his mind so many times that he ends up taking over the body of another person who himself says the complete opposite of what he said before. - 3:00 p.m. Telepedalfirst edition, which will include some sermons from the head of government.
- 4:00 p.m. The seven capital votesdocumentary series, in this episode an exorcist visits La Moncloa to try to convince Pedro to get rid of Puigdemont’s possession and his seven capital votes, but he discovers that there is nothing to be done when he sees Pedro appear dressed in lagarterana brandishing a “star”.
- 5:00 p.m. La Force Delcya TV movie, with Chuck Abalosris and Lee Koldoin, who, at the head of a special forces squad, must ensure that everything that glitters on a plane that arrives in Barajas from Caracas with the second president of the Venezuelan dictatorship is gold.
- 6:00 p.m. Studio Estédioan educational program presented by Isabel Celáa, architect of the excellent educational degradation of children who, according to her, belong to the State.
- 7:00 p.m. Lack of memory of Spainnew chapter of this famous series in which the plurinational leader Pedromandonio will simultaneously defeat the Romans, the Visigoths, the French and the Sahrawis, thereby forcing Bismarck to withdraw his remarks according to which Spain has never succeeded in destroying itself because she is going to show you the opposite.
- 9:00 p.m. Telepedalsecond edition, let’s see if they swallow it all.
- 10:00 p.m. One, two, three… lie againthe favorite program of the entire Government.
- 11:00 p.m. If they need help, ask for it.a documentary that brings together the best moments of Pedro el Escaqueador and his ability to escape from all his responsibilities. In the first chapter, scares himthe protagonist escapes the popular indignation provoked precisely by his ability to deviate.
- 00:00. Farewell and closing.
