The upcoming distinction between the Bavarian local football player Thomas Müller is the current trigger for the new stanza “chewed Lamento” for decades, there are no more originals among the players. “Real types,” said in early, medium and late sports journalists, you must look for a magnifying glass. “Refreshing honest personalities of players”, which “still carries the heart in the language”, unlike today’s “streamlined civil servants”.
These antipodes of the Koryakta University should now serve as popular in any case: “arbitrarily interchangeable pillows”, and not rarely with a secondary school diploma, although useless knowledge is impossible after three “crispy dizzying duels”. They come “with a portfolio for training”, some even by bicycle. After the exercise in the pub “The same Sports Clones”, instead of singing in a pub with teammates, as before, because at that time the team had much more “partnership” and “real cohesion”, the team did not have all the “self -optimized Mrisars”.
These “invaluable jazagers”, but only “empty sleeves of the word”, do not necessarily want to “nominate” or even “trained by club consultants” and talk about boring pedestrian tracks, where the original of the seventies, eighties or nineties after playing in the mouth in the microphone of the show of sports weekends: “After in the fan”. In addition, the “gay -referer” was bribed, “I always die for a shack”, “warm brothers” are hidden everywhere, and “football does not play a single girls.
Statements on how “real fans” want to hear them desperately looking for “real impulse of football”. Because where the vegan sausage is offered at the stadium, and judges can no longer be considered with singing rape, football threatens to “lose their souls”, and we long for “good, old times”: legendary battles in the boiler, Haizel and Hillsboro …
Dear salvation
While the “impeccable street football player”, who “cannot bend”, broke two fast rescuers during half the time, today the football player’s football player looked at the iPad of the tactical coach. In the past, they tied the laces of pots and shit with a height of ten people, now they are all like that.
He draws attention to his diet, regeneration and has a suitability for a whole game, where in the past, no later than the 70s of the game, everyone was torn to each other, like in a bath with a ball. This made up the “charm of the game”, it is “unpredictable” “instinct -football player” and without technical and sports ideal machines, as always made in other professional sports.
Sport was rude and honest. “Eisen -Provincer”, special originals that were thrown into the quarry and who could hardly stop the ball – why? -Hiside techniques are “smart” of the lower leg. The next time they thought about whether they prefer to play the ball, and not to provoke a “slit ear washed with all the water” by stupid.
Also, there was no yellow card for each shit – the interpretation of the rules was not yet captured by wine snow flakes. Most judges came directly from Soviet captivity.
Pack the claims
The training camp also really left. Looking at the hotel’s lobby, at first, in order to submit a statement, he pursued the maid, and every evening all men with tied sheets left the window on the sixth floor of a command hotel, robbery on the fence of barbed wire and in the next brigdi -barter. Still returned at three in the morning. Great, it was like a school trip for difficult training in testosterone victims – it was even a real team sport.
Even after the end of active time. When the players stop today, the “train”, “convinced” and developed a “career plan”. Some study become “sports psychologists” or “nutritionist”. Laaaaangweiiliil.
The originals, on the other hand, really began: domestic violence, bankruptcy, alcoholism. After the game to death. Because the folklore of the old starry life was absolutely complete impoverishment, the loss of life and, ultimately, common false friends. Why is this no longer like this, what happened to our football?
