Thanks to artificial intelligence, a team of Japanese archaeologists have discovered a total of three hundred and three new drawings at Nazca, probably created more than two thousand years ago. According to government experts from the Spanish government, there are three most relevant actions that the aliens they did during their visits to our world. In addition to the Nazca lines and the pyramids of Egypt, there are more than four hundred thousand social housing units built in Spain between 1961 and 1975. Socialist experts found no justification for the fact that at the time when reigned in Spain a bloodthirsty dictator, they would have built as many houses, whereas in the time of the great progressive leader Pedro Sánchez, barely four hundred would have been built.
Faced with the feeling of failure in the face of such a fact, and suspecting that the aliens do not have much interest in returning to Spain to solve any of the citizens’ problems, the progressive government has clearly opted for encourage renting rather than buying homes. Since most of the government’s competent technicians have been gradually replaced by loyalists of the president, none have been able to articulate a model that could make housing rental easier. Fortunately, one of them found a law in a ministry drawer entitled “Urban Leasing Law”. This law advocated a model to ensure that the rental price could not be discounted and, according to data declassified after the application of the Historical Memory Law, it was implemented in 1964 and was repealed by the socialists themselves in 1985. So, by all indications, they have updated the dates of the document, they have removed references to the old regime and the socialist housing minister is using said law to threaten rebellious communities who do not do not apply the progressive rental management model.
Meanwhile, in our Community, another mystery has been solved. A team of historians committed to the mercy of the Historical Memory Law has revealed the enigma of the corpses of Catholics and right-wing politicians whose bullet-riddled bodies were found in the Paterna armory after the civil war . According to experts, they actually committed suicide after learning of the imminent arrival of aliens in our world. The use of artificial intelligence was not necessary, since they managed to convince one of the disciples who signed the report on the magic bullet that killed President Kennedy to justify how they succeeded to machine-gun himself. Finally, the truth comes out and exonerates socialists and communists from all responsibility who had been unjustly accused of having carried out these executions during the Republic and the civil war.
As the reader may have imagined, there is much irony in the preceding paragraphs as to the interpretation of the past, for there were doubts as to whether in the past Valencian Community was going to “go backwards” in relation to the “Law of Concord”, in the same way as the president of Castilla y León did. Fortunately, President Mazón seems firm in his proposal to maintain the law despite pressure from the socialist government of Pedro Sánchez. I don’t know what the situation was in Castile and León at the time of the Republic and the Civil War, but in the Valencian Community, the burning of churches, the Czechs and the comings and goings at dawn were unfortunately common. It is something which, of course, does not eliminate from history the brutal repression that Franco’s troops committed when they won the war. Nor should we think that if the communists had won, the quantitative result would have been very different. Just read what they did with Polish officers and cultural elites in Katyn, a year after the end of the Spanish Civil War.
History is what it is, there is no harmony, no revenge, we must look at it from the point of view of its time, and if not, remind the former president of Mexico of what he found Hernan Cortés when he arrived, what the Spanish empire left in his country, and what he has lost since we Spaniards left.
The interpretation of past wars must be left in the hands of historians, and their interpretation removed from unscrupulous politicians who only want to observe it through the prism that interests them. Perhaps this law of concord would not be necessary without the existence of the law of historical memory which has been approved Shoemaker and Rajoy did not repeal it. But President Mazón is not stupid and knows that it is enough to endure a story of good guys and bad guys. A story where he and those in his party play the role of villains, while the socialists and those of Compromís give lessons in moral superiority while making pacts with those who continue to consider criminals who murdered innocents as heroes unarmed, devoting the streets to the bloodthirsty. homophobes like Che Guevara or continue to consider the incompetent Largo Caballero as the Spanish Adenauer.
Beyond these historic laws, it would not be bad if, since they copied the rent law of the Franco governments, they study their model of building social housing. Maybe they learned something useful for the citizens.
